everybody ever:	"wtf? how could you cut a hole in your eyebrow while trying to trim your fringe?"
me:	"I HAVE SPECIAL TALENTS."

doctor:	so, you had a positive reading on an indicator for Lupus.
me:	oh, cool.
doctor:	the blood tests don't tell me much else, so I'm going to refer you to an immunologist.
me:	cool cool.
doctor:	don't worry. it might not be anything at all.
me:	no, cool, really. I mean, I've seen House, NOBODY EVER HAS LUPUS.
note:	thanks for saying nice things, you guys :-) I totally doubt it's Lupus! even if it is, immune stuff can be managed and things, so I'm not feeling bad or anything. don't worry!

ugh, me.  what kind of a dork gets RSI?